What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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YOU

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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cancer

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