Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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get in the car.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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My mum is called Steve

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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