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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Guess what? AIDS!

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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