- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

bryden is a faggot

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Obama

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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