- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Of course, first door on your left

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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