What's brown and sticky? A stick

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

gay people

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Today is March 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

all hail based mark

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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