Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Im cute hehehee

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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