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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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