Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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