Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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a woman votes!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Seven

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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snooki

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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sdfrgtyuki

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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