Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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ur gay

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Nick Cannon

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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