- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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