What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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