What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what tall and looks like a jew?

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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