- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Guess what? AIDS!

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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