- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Who's on first? Garvey.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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