Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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