What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Jellybeans

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The WNBA

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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