- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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