What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

womans rights...

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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