What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

womans rights...

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

why was the man sad? his wife died

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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