- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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