- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

It's all Taggart

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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