- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Whats 2+1? 2.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Of course, first door on your left

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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