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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Women drivers...

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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