Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

The dewey decimal system

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

womans rights...

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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