A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

YO FACE

YOLO You only like Oreos

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Who wants $300? Me too.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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