What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Theres an app for the iPhone.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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