A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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I have a gay camel

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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