- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.