Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Muslim athletes.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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