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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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