Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Anti Joke

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