How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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