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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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