Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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your moms my other ride

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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pudding

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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