Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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