Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Muslim athletes.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Womans baksetball...

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asdf

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Anti Joke

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