Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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The WNBA

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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