- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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