- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

more chocolate?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

i had sex.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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