Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

5 people are walking

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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