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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

why did matt die? He had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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