- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

knock knock no ones home

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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