Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

knock knock no ones home

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

your moms my other ride

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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