Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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