- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats green? The color green.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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