- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david weres the slug gone

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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