- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

I <3 Hitler

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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