- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

womans rights...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

knock knock There's no door

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

NEVER

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??