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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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