- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Where are you going Your house

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

YOLO You only like Oreos

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