david weres the slug gone

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

kaite is dumb that is true

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

a jew walks out of a furnace

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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