I <3 Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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