- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

haha Otarts was here

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A man walks into a vagina

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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