- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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