- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

My name is Jeff

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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