- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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My friend harris is fat.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

women sports....

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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