What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Dislike this.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

world society

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

asdf

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Health food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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