You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Miscarriages.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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