2 + 2 = fish

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Turkey Balls

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Anti Joke

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