Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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