- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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