Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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PEANIS!

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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I <3 Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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