- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

PEANIS!

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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