- Anti Joke

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Your mother is average.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

I like the color potato.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Your mother is average.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

I like the color potato.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too