How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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2 + 2 = fish

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Turkey Balls

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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