- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Women's Rights

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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