how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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