- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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