Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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