I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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This is a joke.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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