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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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