- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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