your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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