- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

no really what are ur names?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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