Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Dislike this.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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world society

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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top kek

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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