- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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